You gotta help me out

It's all a blur last night

We need a taxi 'cause you're hung-over and I'm broke

I lost my fake I'd but you lost the motel key

Spare me your freakin' dirty looksNow don't play me

You want to cash out and get the hell out of town

Don't be a baby

Remember what you told me

Shut up and put your money where your mouth is

That's what you get for waking up in Vegas

Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes, now

That's what you get for waking up in Vegas

Why are these lights so bright

Oh, did we get hitched last night,

dressed up like Elvis, And why,

why am I wearing your class ring?

Don't call your mother

'Cause now we're partners in crime.